Be Like the Turtle Posted on February 4, 2017 by The Daily Quipple Click here to buy a high-resolution digital print of this quipple.
!["How to have a miserable life: Say no to carbs, yes to wheatgrass, go to bed at nine o'clock sharp and turn down cake on your birthday. Don't fall in love with anyone or anything. Hold grudges for as long as you possibly can. Refuse to learn anything new or seek out any adventures." [Unknown]](https://dailyquipple.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/quipple673.jpg)